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  • Philippines Mobile Phones and SMS (Text Message) Scams

    The Philippines is sometimes called the texting capital of the world and from what I’ve seen it’s true.  People in the Philippines, and Filipinos in general, seem to text non-stop.  In the US, it’s most common for people to have contract based plans with cell phone carriers and those plans usually have plenty of, if not unlimited, voice minutes.  Before coming to Asia, I can count the number of times I sent a text message on two hands and those were because someone texted me first.  Since then I’ve sent thousands, sometimes upwards of 200 per day.  Texting is the preferred method of communication in the Philippines, and other parts of Asia I’ve been to, mostly because it’s cheaper than voice calling.

    Load na Dito!

    Like I said, in the US most people have contract based plans.  Now, texting is catching on and people have the option to get unlimited texting packages added to their monthly bill.  In the Philippines, the majority of people don’t have contract plans; they use pre-paid instead.  If you’ve never heard of that, pre-paid is when you pay the carrier, either by purchasing a card with a set value, through an ATM, Internet banking, or even through distributors / resellers that can transfer value to your phone.  In the Philippines, this value is referred to as “load”.  That’s why when you look at photos of the Philippines you’ll often see signs that say “Load na Dito!”  It means “Load Available Here!”.  You can go to those stores and have value added to your prepaid SIM.  That’s another thing.  Phones in the Philippines are all based on GSM / SIM cards.  There’s no CDMA like Verizon and Sprint use in the US.  At least, not that I’m aware of.

    Another way to have value added to your pre-paid SIM is by transfer from a friend or family member.  Well, it doesn’t have to be a friend or family member.  Anyone can transfer value to your SIM and it only carries a 1 PHP fee, to be paid by the sender.  This is where the scam comes in.

    Now, I want to say that only an idiot would fall for these scams, but the fact that it’s an ongoing problem shows that people do in fact fall for them and fairly regularly.  The exact wording of the scams vary, but it usually goes along the lines of a ‘friend’ loses their phone and gets a new one, but needs you to send them ‘load’ until they can get their own and pay you back.  Sometimes they add a name to the text message, so that in the event the recipient does know someone by that name, they’ll be more likely to follow through and send a transfer.

    I’ve probably received 20 or 30 messages like this in the past 4 months.  I deleted most of them, but here are some recent samples:

    Example of a phone scam in the Philippines.

    Example of a phone scam in the Philippines.

    Example of a phone scam in the Philippines.

    If you ever happen to visit the Philippines and you have a GSM phone, it’s easy to get a prepaid SIM to use while you’re in the country.  Just be aware that you’ll likely find yourself receiving messages like this and you shouldn’t fall for it.  Of course, it’s more obvious if you’re just a tourist because who else would you know here that would ask you for load?

  • The Lovely Lady Jeepney

    Lovely Lady Jeepney

    Another example of artwork on the side of the popular Philippines mode of transportation, the jeepney.  This one is called the Lovely Lady.  It’s also worth noting that the running board has the phrase “To God be the Glory” painted onto it.  The Philippines is the most Catholic country in the world, with around 60 million active practitioners last I read.  It’s very common to find religious references everywhere you go.

  • Ever Heard of the Maya-Maya?

    A maya-maya fish on the chopping block at the wet market in Antipolo, Philippines.

    It’s a big ugly bastard of a fish, with it’s big head being the biggest part.  If I laid my hand across it, from the bottom of the head to the top, my fingers wouldn’t get past the eye.  I was kind of shocked when I saw it laying there, not so much just because of its size, but because of how disproportionate it is.

    Despite it’s odd appearance, it made a might fine soup.

  • Bizarre Keywords That People Search For That Lead Them To My Blog

    I was looking through my Google Analytics page at the keywords section and I started noticing some really weird, bizarre, and just downright foul stuff. It’s crazy what people search for. Anyhow, I figured I’d share it. Some of it is worth a good laugh. Some of it will make you say “WTF!”. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining.  Also, most of this is NSFW.

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    airport body scanners rectum

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    boobs swing up and down

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    boys in underwear / boys underwear

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    fat nasty booty

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    filipino prostitute fucking

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    fun stuff to stick in your vagina

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    internet hooker singapore

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    men strual machine japan / menstrual japanese movies

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    nude child / nude in airport

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    short midget blonde prostitute

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    singapore hooker fucked

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    videos! tear virginity maidens in japan

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    young boys in underwear

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    I suppose the lesson to be had from this is that porn drives the Internet more than anything else.  Thankfully, most of the keywords people are hitting my blog from are much more productive and on topic than these.

    Also, to all you sick bastards out there looking for naked children… you won’t find that here.

  • The Fantasy Ladies Jeepney

    Fantasy Ladies Jeepney
    Fantasy Ladies Jeepney

    Jeepneys are a popular form of transportation in the Philippines and most owners customize them to suit their tastes and to attract passengers.  This Jeepney has a Fantasy Ladies theme that reminds me of Japanese RPG video games.  Maybe the characters actually are from a video game?

    Anime style decoration on a Philippines tricycle.
    Anime style decoration on a Philippines tricycle.

    I also saw this tricycle today and thought the art on the back was pretty neat.  We know someone whose nickname is Weng.  We’re going to send her a copy of this photo too.

    Filipino tricycle driver.
    Filipino tricycle driver.

    The driver of the tricycle was really excited that I was taking a photo of his vehicle.  Well, maybe his friends were the ones that were more excited.  They insisted that he pose for a photo of him and the tricycle together.

    I really enjoy how creative people get with the designs on the public transportation here.  Hopefully I can get a few more good photos of examples before I leave.

  • More Strange Pringles Flavors from the Philippines

    Last month on the 1st I posted a photo of some odd Pringles flavors, including Seaweed and Grilled Shrimp, that I’d found here in the Philippines.  I think they’re totally weird and I’m not all that interested in trying them, but I suppose they’re patterned after local tastes, the way McDonald’s patterns it’s menu to match the country they’re in.

    Project Pringles

    In the comments to that post, I was given a link to another blog called Everything-Everywhere.  The blog writer, Gary Arndt, has a project going on that he calls “Project Pringles”.  His intent is to document all of the Pringles flavors from all over the world, including photos.  The commenter on my post recommended I get a better shot of the Grilled Shrimp Pringles since it wasn’t on his list yet, but it took me way too long to get back around to it.

    Grilled Shrimp Pringles

    I did finally remember to take my camera with me to the grocery store, but alas, it was too late.  Someone else had already submitted the grilled shrimp flavor, as well as the other two I found:

    Soft-Shell Crab PringlesFruit & Nut: Lemon & Sesame Pringles

    Left: Soft-shell Crab Pringles. Right: Fruit & Nut: Lemon & Sesame Pringles

    If you have an interest in weird Pringles Flavors or you want to participate in that guy’s project, head over to his site by clicking here.

  • Street Signs: Gays and Boys Wanted (Apply Incide) [sic]

    Boys and Gays Wanted

    I found this sign outside a retail store in Antipolo here in the Philippines.  I can only imagine the PR shit storm something like this would cause in the US.  I wonder what it is exactly that they need boys and gays for.  It doesn’t exactly come across as being on the up and up.

    Also, I wonder if being gay and a boy would guarantee being hired?

  • A Sad Anchor Baby Story in the Philippines

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    If you’re not familiar with the anchor baby problem, there’s a part of the 14th Amendment to the US Constitution that basically makes it so that any child born on US soil is granted US citizenship.  This was put in place to help ensure that the children of former African slaves would be guaranteed US citizenship.  Unfortunately, it is now being abused by illegal immigrants who enter the US and ‘drop’ an anchor baby, which can later grow up and bring in the rest of the family legally through regular visa application processes.  The problem is mostly with Mexicans, since it’s so easy for them to hop across the mostly unguarded southern border of the US.  There are other opportunities and places where foreigners attempt to use babies as an anchor to get into the US though, and I’m going to tell you a story about one such event.  This is a story that my wife related to me.  I won’t mention any names for the sake of privacy.

    An American man was living a happy, regular life in the US with a well paying job, a wife and two kids.  Due to the economic downturn he was laid off.  Unable to find another job that would maintain the lifestyle he and his family were accustomed to, his wife threw him out of the house and divorced him.  Sucks right?  So much for “richer or poorer”.

    I’m not too clear on the details of how he wound up in the Philippines, but he did, and he got married to a Filipina and had a child with her.  She seemed eager to be a good wife, but something just didn’t seem right about her, so he applied for a permanent residency visa in the Philippines and after receiving it told her he wanted to stay indefinitely.  He was testing her, and she failed in epic fashion.  In an honest relationship, it shouldn’t matter if he wanted to stay here or go back to the US.  She should have been satisfied with just being together.  That’s what it’s all about right?  Instead, she flew into a rage and threw him out into the streets.

    Three years further on, this American man is still in the Philippines, working to save up money to allow him to move back to the US at some point and trying to find a way to get custody of his child.  He’s still technically married, but has filed for an annulment.  Since the wife threw him out of the house, she’s required to pay for it, but she’s stalling.  She doesn’t want to go through with it because she wants to use the anchor baby method to try getting into the US.

    Luckily, the guy still has some protection from letting this woman carry through with her evil agenda.  By birth, the child is American, but only if the father signs off on the paperwork to process it.  He won’t do it until she processes the annulment.  She won’t process the annulment because it will stop her from using the baby to anchor herself in the US.  So, that’s where the problem is.  Neither one wants to budge and there’s really no reason why the father should.

    Hopefully, at some point the guy will find a way to get the kid back from her and get back into the US with him, leaving the conniving bitch to rot in the Philippines.  I’m glad I don’t have this issue.

  • Opportunistic Freelance Filipino Parking Attendants

    That’s the best way I could think of to describe this particular practice in the Philippines.

    Parking Attendant in front of Antipolo McDonald's

    The guy in red is trying to direct cars on how and where to park at the McDonald’s I was in when I took the photo.

    Depending on where you go, there might be a parking lot available for your car.  Most places you just have to park along the street, but the franchise establishments usually have at least a few parking spots, like Max’s Chicken and McDonald’s, where the above photo was taken.

    These restaurants don’t hire people to stand out in the parking lot and direct people about where to park.  This opportunity, however, has been coopted by people looking to make a buck doing whatever they can.  So, it’s not uncommon to see randomly dressed people standing in or near the road trying to direct people as to where they can park.  Then, they try to use hand gestures to tell you how to park and later, when you’re leaving, when it’s safe to back out into the road.

    For this service, they expect a tip.  Is their service necessary?  Probably not except in the most bizarre of parking arrangements.  What they’ve done, however, is position themselves so that you feel like a complete jackass if you ignore them and drive off.

    So, as an addition to the other costs of owning an automobile in the Philippines, you can expect to feel obligated to dish out a few pesos here and there to people who have become self-appointed parking attendants.

  • The Fudgee Barr Incident

    92030107In the Philippines there is a snack cake called Fudgee Barr.  It comes in a variety of flavors including chocolate and vanilla and some green one.  I don’t remember what that’s called.  I’ve had the chocolate and vanilla flavored Fudgee Barrs and they’re both tasty but I prefer the chocolate one.

    A few weeks ago, my wife was walking through the hallway eating a chocolate Fudgee Barr.  She was really enjoying herself.  I was following her and happened to look down and noticed that she’d dropped a piece on the floor.  So I said to her, “Honey, you dropped some of your Fudgee Barr.”  She said, “Oops!” and bent over and picked it up.

    Her face went from happy to shocked to disgusted.  Well, it wasn’t Fudgee Barr.  At least it wasn’t the kind of fudgy bar she was eating anyway.  The piece of “Fudgee Barr” was on the floor in the hallway next to the storage room where the cats’ litter box is.  I think you can see where I’m going with this.  The moist brown morsel in her fingers was cat shit.

    (Image via PinoyShopNSave)