Bradley's Old Fashioned Weblog

Tag: Funny

  • If You Stink, GTFO of my FX!

    Bawal ang may putok!!!

    People smelling horrible in public transportation is something that I, unfortunately, had to get accustomed to in Singapore.  I don’t know why, but even with constant running water and plenty of soap being available, some people in Singapore have no clue when it comes to personal hygiene.  I’ve heard some people try to use the heat as an excuse, but it’s just as hot in the Philippines and I’ve never felt my nose and eyes burn and water just from the stench in public transportation here.  (Yes, I’ve been on the jam-packed Manila trains.)

    I took the above photo in an FX, a popular form of transportation for long distances here in the Philippines.  The sticker is a handout from a radio station.  It serves a dual purpose as both an advertisement and a warning to passengers.  The large lettering in black on a yellow backgrounds translates to: “Bad armpit odor not allowed!”  Thankfully, I haven’t been in a situation where someone’s body odor was a problem in an FX.  It’s about the size of a van, so it would be horrendous if someone stinky got onboard.

    I do think they should put up signs like this in Singapore though.  There’s a campaign for everything else, so why not a ‘No Foul Body Odor’ campaign?

  • WANTED! A Home For Little Jimmy. Great Advertising Ploy!

    I saw this posted and it was so funny that I had to laugh. This is great advertising and is sure to catch the eye. I thought it was a missing child report when I first saw it.

    I left the number visible because the person who posted this deserves the added exposure for being so creative!

  • Interested In A Golden Shower?

    Interested In A Golden Shower?

    Hey, I didn’t make this up. That’s a street in my wife’s old neighborhood in the Philippines.

  • Would You Put This Joy Juice In Your Mouth?

    Would You Put This Joy Juice In Your Mouth?

    Kickapoo, Joy Juice, Product Of Singapore

    (Picture taken in Singapore)

    It’s actually not that bad!

  • These Seeds Are Cummin’

    These Seeds Are Cummin’

    Ya, that old joke.  I couldn’t resist it, seeing as how the much more tame “cumin” spelling is what I’m accustomed to seeing in the US.

    (Picture taken in Singapore)

  • Honey Did What?

    Honey Did What?

    If honey shat cookies, I wonder what she’s been eating?

    (Picture taken in Singapore)

  • 3 Days in Kuala Lumpur: Part 3: Funny Signs at KL’s Airport

    3 Days in Kuala Lumpur: Part 3: Funny Signs at KL’s Airport

    If you ask me, I’ll tell you that you should:

    That way you can have a:

    You won’t be disappointed. It’s:

    Yes, all of these signs are in Kuala Lumpur’s Airport, within sight of each other.  Maybe I just have an odd sense of humor, but I got a kick out of them!

  • Cults in Singapore

    Cults in Singapore

    Cults can be dangerous, socially disruptive elements in society.  As such they should be treated with extreme care, to ensure that they’re not planning anything crazy, like blowing something up or destroying the local playground.

    When in Singapore, be aware that the following cults have been spotted hanging around a bakery in Pasir Ris:

    The Yam Bis Cult

    The Suji Bis Cult

  • Clerks 2 Meets Silence of the Lambs

    Silence of the Lambs, Buffalo Bill Dance:

    Now, Jay’s version in the movie Clerks 2 (which is a must see by the way):

    Priceless