In the Philippines there is a snack cake called Fudgee Barr. It comes in a variety of flavors including chocolate and vanilla and some green one. I don’t remember what that’s called. I’ve had the chocolate and vanilla flavored Fudgee Barrs and they’re both tasty but I prefer the chocolate one.
A few weeks ago, my wife was walking through the hallway eating a chocolate Fudgee Barr. She was really enjoying herself. I was following her and happened to look down and noticed that she’d dropped a piece on the floor. So I said to her, “Honey, you dropped some of your Fudgee Barr.” She said, “Oops!” and bent over and picked it up.
Her face went from happy to shocked to disgusted. Well, it wasn’t Fudgee Barr. At least it wasn’t the kind of fudgy bar she was eating anyway. The piece of “Fudgee Barr” was on the floor in the hallway next to the storage room where the cats’ litter box is. I think you can see where I’m going with this. The moist brown morsel in her fingers was cat shit.
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