Marché at Vivocity: Mediocre and Expensive

Marche at Vivocity
Marche at Vivocity

About three weeks ago my wife and I went to Marché at Vivocity.  We’d seen the place quite a few times while at the mall and while passing through on our way to Sentosa, and we always thought about stopping there to eat but we never did.  It’s a long way from where we live in Pasir Ris too so I’m not really surprised that it took us this long to make it down there.

Marche Cows
Marche Cows

Marché is a Swedish Swiss restaurant that serves food in a style similar to Manpuku, with in-store credit cards that you use when ordering and carry to the check-out register and all.  It appears that cows are their mascot.  These guys are sitting in front of the restaurant close to the door you exit from after paying.  It’s a nice way to draw the eye and attract customers.

Marche at Vivocity

When we first walked into the restaurant there was a waiting area filled with people.  Our wait wasn’t that long and the hostess at the desk was very quick, pleasant and professional.  She had on a pretty neat outfit too.  It looked like a milk-maid get-up.  The place was starting to get crowded and when we showed up I think they opened up another seating area because they led a bunch of us into the restaurant at once to a seating area in a corner.  It was way back past where the register is.  It was nice because it was private, but it was also hard to get in and out of because of the line of people waiting to pay.

Salad bar at Marche
Salad bar at Marche

The first thing we did was walk up to the salad area and order a “medium” salad.  The lady behind the counter then handed us a dish the size of a coffee cup saucer, smiled and turned away to work on something else.  We looked at the plate in disbelief.  Seriously, I’ve seen coffee come on bigger saucers.  For 9.80 I expected more than that.  It’s salad after all, not filét mignon.  Then we saw the salad bar itself.  What you see in the picture is it.  That’s all.  For a European restaurant their salad bar was lacking and didn’t even include things that are normally found on a salad, like mushrooms, tomatoes, bacon bits, croutons, shredded cabbage, kidney beans… In short the selection was severely limited given the amount we paid for our tiny medium plate.

Lettuce on the Marche salad bar
Lettuce on the Marche salad bar

The biggest let-downs was that besides having a small selection some of the items were running low and they hadn’t bothered to refill them.  The “Fresh Sprout” (alfalfa) plate was empty.  The lettuce was also pretty gruesome looking.  I asked for both to be refilled with fresh food.  The girl either didn’t understand completely or ignored me.  She did put out more sprouts but left the lettuce as it was.

Salad at Marche

In an effort to spite the small plate size we overloaded it by going vertically where we couldn’t go horizontally.  It wasn’t too bad, but … it just wasn’t 9.80 good.  If you do go to Marché I recommend just avoiding the salad bar entirely.

Entree at Marche at Vivocity

For a few weeks before going to Marché I’d had this craving for pork chops and when we got there we saw that you could chops freshly grilled so we both went for it.  You can see the meat before you choose it.  They have it set out in pans over ice and you pick what you want by pointing to it.  The cuts were pretty good sized.  I think it was around 10 bucks for the meat.  The potatoes you had to order extra, which was a bit odd.  Everything there is bought by the item though, down to the buns or breadsticks.

Bundaberg Root Beer
Bundaberg Root Beer

This is probably the best thing to come of the whole trip.  I’d never noticed this drink before going to Marché, though afterwards I saw that it’s stocked at the Shop N Save near where we live.  It’s really good, and reminds me of Ginger Ale from back in the US. Since having it at Marché we’ve bought a few cases so we can have them with dinner.

I can’t say that Marché is bad, but it’s simply mediocre.  The customer service is good.  The ambience is comfortable.  The food just wasn’t up to par though, especially not with the prices they were charging.  I have to say though that my opinion is a little biased because we wound up getting sick later that night.  After eating at Marché my wife and I both got headaches, felt lethargic in a recovering from an illness sort of way, and we had stomach… issues.  So, Marché is one restaurant we won’t be returning to.  At least, we won’t be returning to this one.

Ben and Jerry's Double Brownie Sundae
Ben and Jerry's Double Brownie Sundae

Another highlight of our evening was this delicious treat!  I can’t remember what it’s called exactly.  Double Brownie something maybe?  It’s from the Ben & Jerry’s restaurant in Vivocity.  It’s a tad expensive at 14.40 but it’s good for two people (maybe 3 since it was served with 3 spoons?) and is incredibly delicious!  I suppose it depends on what types of ice cream you pick to go in it but this one came out great.  I think I chose Cookies and Cream and New York Fudge Chunk.  Just looking at this is making my mouth water.  I’m a sucker for ice cream and baked goods!

Ion Mall

When Ion Mall first opened downtown I took a look through it.  Well, it wasn’t exactly when it opened, but it was close.  Maybe a week later.  I came in from the ground level and went up a few floors and poked around a bit, but I wasn’t that impressed.  Most of the stores are high end like Giorgio Armani, and other crap that I don’t care to know the name of.  In other words, it was sterile and just like almost every other mall on Orchard Road.  I didn’t stay long on that trip either.  Besides my lack of interest in what was available, most of the stores were still closed.  They opened the mall to shoppers long before the place was full.

The one thing I did see that interested me while I was walking around was a dragon dance for a store opening.  After I stood around and watched that for a while, I got bored and left.  I was hungry and didn’t see a food court so I was in a bit of a hurry to get to Tampines.  I had a craving for beef pepper rice!

Yesterday (Friday night) I had the chance to go back through Ion, and I was actually a bit impressed.  The place is a lot bigger than I expected and the food court was impressive!

I guess the most impressive thing about the mall is its size.  The first time I went there I was in a bit of hurry and gave the place the brush off after a cursory walk through.  I think part of the problem is that I entered the place from the ground level.  I had no idea just what was lurking below!

This time around my wife and I were coming from Shaw Center so we used the tunnels underground to get into Ion.  We almost got lost but then we saw a sign pointing towards “Jewelry Street” for Ion.  I think that was the name.  We followed it and sure enough it was lined with jewelry stores.  It passed around the turn-styles for the MRT and brought us into Ion Mall itself… on the 4th basement I believe.

Ion is huge underground.  I didn’t even realize we were in a basement at first.  We kept walking and walking and we kept going up more and more escalators and then I realized I saw doors and we were on the ground level.  It was a bit disorienting at first.  By the time we got to the ground floor we’d seen so much that we were ready to leave.

My initial assessment about what type of stores the place has didn’t change.  It’s mostly high end stuff that’s nice to look at, but isn’t really worth buying.  Not in my opinion anyway.  Not to mention that most of what we saw seemed to be overpriced.  I imagine part of that huge gap in prices was due to the rent the stores are paying for those locations but we saw a skin care product that costs 19 USD being sold for 68 SGD.  It would be cheaper to have two of them bought for us in the US and shipped to us than it would be to buy one in Singapore.  Crazy!  So, Ion is nice to spend time in for sightseeing purposes, but I don’t think I’ll do any real shopping there any time soon.

What I was impressed with was the food court.  We were in the mood for some kopi, so I kept an eye out for signs to the food court.  When we found it, we were pleasantly surprised with how classy the place looks given that it’s just a food court.  That’s something I’ve noticed about Singapore though.  They really do food courts right here when it comes to setting a nice atmosphere.  My favorites are the Food Republic at Vivocity, which looks like a street out of a stereotypical back alley ‘Chinatown’ and the Food Republic at the SunTec Convention Center, which looks like a library.  Very cool!  This one had it’s own unique charm though and, as you can see in the photo above, is called the Food Opera.  (Geek moment: The first thing I thought of is the Opera web browser when I saw this sign).

Here are some photos of the place:

I wasn’t really expecting to see deer heads mounted on walls anywhere in Singapore, let alone in a posh mall’s food court.  Hey, thanks!  It reminded me of home.

The food was displayed quite nicely in the stalls.  I love the whole hanging piglet.  That really adds a nice touch!

The seating area is nice.  There are the standard tables and long bench type seats.  The chandeliers were fun!

Scattered around the seating area were various statues of animals.  Kids were playing with them and I saw a few other people posing to have photos taken with them, or taking photos of the statues alone.  Kinda lame when you think about it, but on the other hand I don’t recall ever seeing anything like this in the US.  Not at a food court anyway.

Me playing with the goat.

While we were there we only had kopi.  I had mine iced and my wife took hers hot.  It was pretty good.  It wasn’t too strong or too mild.  We’d already eaten or I’d have tried some of the food there.  I think we’ll go back just for that.  I didn’t see her but while I was in line to get the drinks my wife spotted a lady pushing a cart around selling food items.  She said the lady had chicken feet.

It reminded me of some Chinese restaurants I’d been to in New York City’s Chinatown where a server will come around with a cart and you take what you want from it.  I don’t recall if there was a menu to order from but if you just take from the carts you pay by how many plates you have when you leave.  I can’t remember the name of the place but it was under a bridge I think.  That was about 18 years ago.  Heck, it might not even be there anymore.

In the end, I wasn’t overly impressed with the mall itself, but I’m always happy when I find another set of eating establishments to feast at.

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Philippine President Arroyo Reminded To Not Steal Aid Money From Typhoon Victims

An excerpt from an ABS-CBN News post:

    ““Given the critical situation of our brothers and sisters in the evacuation centers and areas ravaged by Ondoy, it is urgent to ensure that the funds the Arroyo government received in the name of the victims benefit only the victims and their families. The administration’s well-deserved reputation for corruption leaves one uneasy to think that the money for the victims is left to this government’s management,” Ocampo said.
    “Every single centavo must be utilized to ensure the health, security and rehabilitation of the victims and their homes, as well as their damaged communities. The Arroyo government must be frequently reminded that it’s a mortal sin to steal from those who have already lost everything,” Ocampo added.”

My take on it:

Wow. It’s pretty harsh when other members of your own government are telling you that you shouldn’t steal money from victims of a national-scale natural disaster. But, in Arroyo’s case I think the criticism is well deserved. Everything I’ve read about the woman reeks of corruption, from the way she cheated her way into office, admitted it on TV, refused to leave office, to her wasting 1 million Philippine Pesos on a dinner in NYC.

Of course, I’m no expert on the matter, having only visited the Philippines a few times, but my wife lived there, and my wife’s friends lived there, and no one seems to hold this woman in high regard.  Not to mention her son doesn’t seem to care all that much that there’s a disaster.  During the height of this tragedy he was in Rustan’s, buying expensive booze.  You can’t tell me that was for aid relief.  When he was later confronted about it, he made the statement that there should be more regulation of Facebook and social networks.  I guess he thinks he lives in a Communist country.  Instead of admitting fault and taking responsibility, he instead expressed a desire to limit freedom of speech on the internet to hide the truth from people more effectively.  Funny that his statement should come at a time when the FCC in the United States is preparing to institute laws that will make it illegal to perform traffic shaping based on content, otherwise known as Net Neutrality.  I also thought it worth pointing out that there’s a vast difference between what Mikey Arroyo is saying and the transparency policy that helped make Obama popular in the US.

Corruption in the Philippine government seems to be traditional, like having a Christmas celebration on the 25th of December. From what I’ve been told, the last time the government actually worked and the economy wasn’t screwed was when the country was under martial law. That’s kinda sad in a way.

McDonald’s Steals Money? No Wonder Ronald’s Smiling!

Somehow I’m not really surprised.  I’ve been to fast food places before and had them leave out something I ordered.  It was something small enough for me to not want to waste my time going back, but if they did it often enough it would add up to a lot of “savings” for them.

From now on I’ll be double check my orders and make sure I get everything I paid for.

Update: Found out this was a fake.

Multiple Menus At the Wedding Dinner

This is just a short update to the post I made on the 4th about how great the wedding dinner we went to was.  I’d originally said that the fruit tray might have been leftover finger food brought in from the area outside the banquet hall.  Actually, there were multiple menus.  That makes a lot of sense.

First of all, the top of the menu that’s pictured in the previous post says “Chinese Menu” across the top.  I thought it might have just been the menu that was chosen for the dinner.  Also, a friend said he was sitting at another table with other Muslims.  I thought it was just for social reasons.

I heard this from someone who heard it from Raymond, the guy who threw the party, so I’m a little unclear on the details, but I think there was also a Malay menu and a vegetarian menu.

Most importantly, the fruit wasn’t leftovers.

What Can I Expect in the Philippines?

A guy I know told me he’s going to be making a trip to Davao in the Philippines and asked me if I’d been there, and what he could expect, and if I had any tips for him.  So, I gave him a quick heads up of what you should really keep an eye out for when you’re in the Philippines.  This is the message I sent him:

I’ve been to the Philippines quite a few times. My wife is Filipina and I’ve gone there to visit with her family in the Manila area. I’ve also been out to Pampanga Province. There are over 7000 islands in the Philippines, so I can’t say I’m an expert or anything but here’s what I can tell you:

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That aside:

For your spending money, beyond airfare and hotel, I doubt you’ll need more than 400 [USD] bucks. […] That should be cool. Just to give you an example, a movie in the Philippines is only about 3 USD. You can also both eat for about 500 PHP, or 10 USD. That would be a meal at a place like an Applebee’s. If you wanna get fancier than that the price goes up, but not by much.

If you need more beyond that, there are ATMs all over the place that you can withdraw from. Depending on your bank of course. You should ask them in advance, and notify them in advance so they don’t reject an ATM request from the Philippines. Also, if you do take cash with you, don’t carry more than 2 -3k PHP on you at any given time. Don’t carry a fancy cell phone. If you have a nice watch, buy and use a cheap one for your trip. Don’t wear extremely expensive clothing. Try to look poor. I know it sounds ridiculous, but you don’t want to look like a juicy target. Oh, and if you have a cheap camera to use, I recommend taking that one with you instead of whatever expensive fancy camera you have. Crime is rampant there and as a white guy walking around you’re already going to draw a LOT of attention.

Also, if you purchase anything that’s not in a store with a price tag on it, expect to have people try to rip you off. Even when I was with my wife and father-in-law they would try to do it. They’d try to charge double or triple for a pack of smokes. I wound up waiting with my wife around the corner while my father-in-law bought the smokes for us. So ya, just keep an eye on your wallet, don’t carry a lot, and don’t try to be flashy. Being white and in the Philippines is flashy enough, [especially when you start to get further away from major tourist cities].

On the upside, you can expect to eat well while you’re there. I don’t know much about tourist attractions in the Davao area, but if you want to know about good beaches, there’s Boracay and Palawan. I don’t know the price details on those but you can Google it and add it to that $400 amount. Most people, except when it comes to money, are going to treat you very well.

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Oh, something you might want to keep in mind is that Filipinos are VERY family oriented.

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Also, most Filipino families still live in multi-generational households, like what you hear about in Mexico. [You’ll often find many family members, like brothers and sisters, still living in the parents house along with their wives and possibly their children.] Not all Filipinos are that fortunate. You’ll see some people living in houses that look like they’re made of corrugated metal and plywood. It’s really depressing sometimes to think about, but the odd thing is that most Filipinos know they’re poor but still are fairly positive about life.

Out and about in the city you’ll definitely know you’re in another country, but it’s weird… when you step in a mall you’ll feel like you could be somewhere in the US. Oh and speaking of malls… carry some toilet paper with you. The public restrooms usually don’t have it. They usually don’t even have toilet seats because people try to steal them to resell.

If you’re going to stay in Davao City this won’t be an issue, but if you go out to the provinces there usually aren’t taxis around. [There will be buses, jeepneys, and tricycles around. They typically have set prices, so you’re not likely to get stiffed too hard there, but it’s best to be with a local who knows the ropes when trying to ride those.] The tricycles are pretty fun to ride in, but hold on because there aren’t seat belts…

My last word of warning is do not, under any circumstances, let anyone trick you into eating something called balut. Sinigang, adobo, menudo (Filipino style, not pig guts like Mexican style), tinola, pancit canton (instant noodles, take some home with you, they rock), ox tail kare-kare, are all good local dishes. But… not balut. That’s just disgusting. If you see a place called Max’s Chicken, I highly recommend it. Get the half chicken. I did, and I stripped it to the bones. I don’t know what they put in there but it’s delicious! Jollibee isn’t that great. It’s a step down from McDonald’s. Most Filipinos love it though. Uh… longanisa is a sausage that’s pretty good, depending on what kind you get. You might see it at McDonald’s there if you stop in fro breakfast.

On reflection, what I can add to this is that most beggars are part of a syndicate and aren’t really poor. If someone’s poor in the Philippines you can really tell.  They won’t just be dirty.  They’ll look like they haven’t eaten well in weeks.  These beggars can be damned persistent and will sometimes even try to help you give them money by reaching into your pocket for you.  Keep your eyes peeled.  Even the cute little ones selling flowers are just trying to rip you off.  I need to send this little bit of information to him too!

Note: The text in brackets and italics has been edited or added to make the message more clear for posting on a blog.

Excuse Me Sir, But You Have Soup On Your Shirt

I saw this set up at Bossini a few days ago in some mall or another.  I don’t remember where.  At first I was like, hey that’s pretty neat.  I looked at the shirts and I was even thinking it was pretty cool.  Then I realized that it was a move to pull in suckers.

I understand the desire people have to wear branded clothes, and that’s cool.  I don’t mind having Levi’s on my shirt, or Esprit, or whatever.  If you’re paying top dollar for a branded item, why not let people know it?

Where this effort by Bossini goes wrong is that the logos aren’t the Bossini logo. It’s Campbell’s.  So, if you wear this shirt you’re not really showing that you’re wearing Bossini.  You’re endorsing Campbell’s soup.

If you buy one of these shirts, you’re paying good money to be a walking advertisement for a soup company.  You’re not sporting a label.  You’re sporting an ad.  On top of that, I doubt Bossini is illegally using the Campbell’s trademarked logos, so this has to be a deal, meaning that Bossini probably got paid to market the shirts already.  On top of that you’re paying to wear them.

In the end you’re being made to look like a fool to have the opportunity to advertise for a soup company.  Oh, and Bossini makes lots of money.

Coconut Cakes

I’ve posted about these before but it was a long time ago. These are treats you can get from a small push-cart vendor in Food Republic at Vivocity.

They’re incredibly delicious but the reason I felt it was worth posting about again is that I found out that they’re Indonesian treats. The maid where we live is from Indonesia and when I offered one to her she got really excited and asked me where I found them. Apparently she’s been searching for them since she got here. I doubt she goes to Vivocity very often though.

So the next time we go I’ll bring a bag of them back for her.

Cool Tree Sculpture at Vivocity Mall in Singapore

My wife and I were at Harbourfront to meet a friend for dinner. She is visiting from the US on a business trip. She spent the day at Sentosa and while we were waiting for her we took a look around Harbourfront Mall. We’ve been all around Vivocity but we didn’t realize there was another mall attached the port where you get on the ferries and cruise ships. It’s nothing too special, though there are some nice shops down there.

When we left it to cross over to Vivocity there was this really cool tree sculpture placed between them. I took the following photos on my iPhone. Not bad for a 2 megapixel camera with no flash, huh? I think I’m getting the hang of this thing finally.

I wish I knew the backstory on this sculpture but I didn’t see any plaques or informational signs about it posted anywhere. If anyone knows and can fill me in through the comments section that would be great!

Singapore Wedding Dinners Kick Ass

So, a guy where my wife works got married in May.  Tonight he had his celebration dinner.  I was thinking it would be a small thing.  A get together of a few friends and office colleagues.  I thought wrong.

This celebration was held at the Furama Hotel in Chinatown here in Singapore.  They really went all out.  There was music.  There were slideshows.  There were speeches, toasts, and tributes.  It was a lot of fun!  There was wine, beer, soda and tea, with free refills even.  The food was definitely great.

The food was served in a large serving platter in the center of the table and everyone at the table helped themselves to a portion.  I was impressed with how fast they managed to change out the dishes and keep the food coming considering how many tables there were in the banquet hall.

The meal came as 8 courses:

Furama Cold Dish Combination

Braised Shark’s Fin Soup with Crabmeat

Steamed Live Prawns With Chinese Herbs

Braised Black Mushrooms With Sea Cucumbers and Broccoli

Steamed Live Tiger Garoupa In Hong Kong Style

Deep-Fried Crispy Chicken With Prawn Crackers

Braised Ee-Fu Noodles With Golden Mushrooms

Hot Red Bean Paste with Dumpling

The menu.

This fruit dish wasn’t served to every table.  Only a few were brought out after the meal.  I’m not sure where they came from and it wasn’t on the menu.  Someone mentioned that there were finger foods outside the banquet hall though, so perhaps it was a leftover from that.
The food came slowly, over the course of about two hours, and the portions were moderate, but even still it was a very filling meal.  I think the last dish that got cleaned was the chicken.  The server took away half of the ee-fu noodles because most everyone was full by that time.
The red bean past with the dumplings was really good!  I’m not sure what was in the dumpling but it tasted almost like cookie dough.  Our table was one guest short, so I snagged the dumpling from the extra bowl.  No one else seemed to be making a move for it so I didn’t hesitate.  Strike first!  And eat!
The only dish on here that I found a bit odd was the sea cucumber.  I actually ate a piece of it before I found out what it was.  The last time I had sea cucumber was about 20 years ago and it made me vomit instantly.  I was able to keep it down this time, and it wasn’t that bad at all.  I was told that it’s a delicacy that can take up to five days to prepare and that it is very expensive.  I was told that a small bushel of these sea cucumbers can cost up to 200 SGD.
As for the other dishes, they were all fantastic.  The chicken was just right too.  It wasn’t dry at all and the skin was very crispy!
Furama sure knows how to put on a dinner party, and this was definitely a fantastic wedding celebration!
Congratulations, and best of luck to Raymond and Anna in their marriage!