My First FarmVille Card

A $10 FarmVille card.

Oh yes, I’m serious.  I didn’t buy this.  It was given to me as a gift.  I did certainly use it though.

You see, I’m in Georgia right now visiting relatives and I’m staying at my aunt’s house.  My mother, aunt and aunt’s mother are all FarmVille addicts.  After a few nights of laying around just surfing the net as usual, I got caught up in their constant chatter about the game.  I used to play FarmVille, over a year ago, but gave up on it as too boring.

There have apparently been some big changes since then, including bakeries, wineries and spas, as well as cooperative crop growing with benefits, all of which have done nothing but make the game far more social, and in a way, more obligatory.  It locks people in and makes them feel like they’re required to keep playing for their friends’ sakes.  It makes good sense, from a business perspective.  It snagged my attention because I used to really enjoy crafting (weird, but I did) in MMOs like UO, DAoC, FFXI and WoW.  Before I knew it I was loading up the game to see what they were talking about.

While I was overseas I heard a lot about how FarmVille was taking off, and how people were dropping real cash on FarmVille items via these cards.  I laughed it off, but now here I am with FarmVille running in full swing and 110 Farm Cash (about 20 real dollars) worth the virtual currency loaded into the thing.  Granted, I haven’t put any of my own money into it…yet.  My mom and aunt seem to think of it as an investment towards their further enjoyment of the game, but I’m probably going to be hard pressed not to grab one of these off a shelf myself sometime in the near future, after checking to make sure no one is looking first of course.

It’s oddly addictive, and yet pleasantly casual with no massive demands on my time.  Well, not too much anyway.  And what’s even more odd is that more real cash has gone into my game during the last week than I ever put out for any mainstream MMO monthly subscription.  Zynga really does have a cash cow on its hands here.

Now, whether I continue to keep up with FarmVille after I get back to NYC and start working again is up for debate, but for now… I have to go check on my grapes.

Bizarre Keywords That People Search For That Lead Them To My Blog

I was looking through my Google Analytics page at the keywords section and I started noticing some really weird, bizarre, and just downright foul stuff. It’s crazy what people search for. Anyhow, I figured I’d share it. Some of it is worth a good laugh. Some of it will make you say “WTF!”. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining.  Also, most of this is NSFW.

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boys in underwear / boys underwear

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fat nasty booty

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fun stuff to stick in your vagina

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men strual machine japan / menstrual japanese movies

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nude child / nude in airport

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short midget blonde prostitute

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videos! tear virginity maidens in japan

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young boys in underwear

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I suppose the lesson to be had from this is that porn drives the Internet more than anything else.  Thankfully, most of the keywords people are hitting my blog from are much more productive and on topic than these.

Also, to all you sick bastards out there looking for naked children… you won’t find that here.

The Fudgee Barr Incident

92030107In the Philippines there is a snack cake called Fudgee Barr.  It comes in a variety of flavors including chocolate and vanilla and some green one.  I don’t remember what that’s called.  I’ve had the chocolate and vanilla flavored Fudgee Barrs and they’re both tasty but I prefer the chocolate one.

A few weeks ago, my wife was walking through the hallway eating a chocolate Fudgee Barr.  She was really enjoying herself.  I was following her and happened to look down and noticed that she’d dropped a piece on the floor.  So I said to her, “Honey, you dropped some of your Fudgee Barr.”  She said, “Oops!” and bent over and picked it up.

Her face went from happy to shocked to disgusted.  Well, it wasn’t Fudgee Barr.  At least it wasn’t the kind of fudgy bar she was eating anyway.  The piece of “Fudgee Barr” was on the floor in the hallway next to the storage room where the cats’ litter box is.  I think you can see where I’m going with this.  The moist brown morsel in her fingers was cat shit.

(Image via PinoyShopNSave)

Do you like cats? Do you like Japan and anime? Check this out!

I just stumbled across this trailer for an anime called The Cat Returns, from Studio Ghibli.  They always put out quality stuff, so this should be a lot of fun to watch, especially for my wife who loves cats much more than I do.  ^_^

The Cat Returns Trailer

Speaking of cats, I just started looking into the convoluted process of transporting my cats from Manila to New York City in the US via Singapore Airlines.  In some ways it looks like it’s going to be even easier than getting them from Singapore to the Philippines.  The US doesn’t require a lot of documentation to import them and the Philippines doesn’t require too much documentation to export them.  The Assistant Animal Transport Office at Frankfurt’s international airport assured me that all they need are their vaccination records and health certificate to be transported through Germany on the layover there.  The trouble seems to be Singapore, though I’m not entirely sure yet what all paperwork I’ll need.

I’ll go into that more later!

Vintage Japanese Book Illustrations

 

Shotaro Honda, illus. for Kodomo no kuni, vol.II, no. 3, 1932
Shotaro Honda, illus. for Kodomo no kuni, vol.II, no. 3, 1932

Japanese, 1927 magazine cover

Japanese, 1927 magazine cover

Back cover of an issue of Kodomo no tenchi magazine, 1934

Back cover of an issue of Kodomo no tenchi magazine, 1934

 

These images are scans from the personal collection of ‘Will’, a book collector with an obsession for illustrations and graphic designs from around the world.

To see the rest of the set, please visit the original post on his blog:  A Journey Round My Skull.

[Update: He moved the images to a new site, 50 Watts.  New post link.]

Old illustrations and old books in general are fascinating to me.  I actually have some old Sears catalogs from the 70s that I want to look through and maybe post some pictures from.

Dueling Shamisens

I just came across a post on Tokyo Mango about the Yoshida Brothers, a pair of actual brothers in their early 30s who play their shamisens (basically a Japanese guitar) in a duo.  They’re from Hokkaido but they’re pretty popular in the US and are currently doing a tour that will end in San Francisco and LA this week.

The post included a video, which I watched and enjoyed:

The first thing that came to mind when they started playing was Dueling Banjos.  I’m sure pretty much everyone is familiar with this famous scene from Deliverance.  If you’re not, the film is kinda boring overall, but the few parts that are … exciting… will more than make up for it.  It’s a classic.  Check it out and you’ll finally know why everyone talks about having ‘purty lips’ and squealing like a pig.

Horimouja: Japanese Inspired Tattoo Artist

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Horimouja

While searching around on various download sites for some new wallpaper backgrounds, I stumbled across a file titled “Horimouja”.  I was curious, so I downloaded it and discovered that it was book scans from a Japanese inspired tattoo artist named Jack Mosher, who uses Horimouja as a nickname.

Jack Mosher is an American artist, born in Florida and raised in Michigan, who took an interest in art and Japan in general at a young age.  His father taught Karate and Judo in a university and one of his dad’s friends gave him an art book by Frank Frazzeta, which he says was his primary inspiration.  Later, in the Marines, he started getting interested in tattoos and got his first one after boot camp.  After he finished his military obligation he started working in high-end security jobs, but did tattoo drawing on the side for a local business.  He eventually decided he wanted to set up his own shop and set out to learn more about tattooing from established artists.

What he wound up with is a distinct style that builds on, but isn’t exactly, traditional Japanese imagery.  He said, in an interview, that he wanted to create a blend of the old and new, to create a unique style that he felt people in areas outside of Japan could appreciate more.  He said that most people don’t quite get the simple style of most Japanese imagery.

I’m not an expert on Japanese art by any means, but I think he’s done a pretty good job.  I got my first tattoo when I was in training for the Army and I’ve always thought about getting more.  This is inspiration to finally get some work done.

Here are a few samples of his work from his MySpace page.

Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja
Tattoo by Horimouja

If you’re interested in buying the sketchbooks he’s made, they’re available on Amazon.

Crazy Guy Busting Crazy Dance Moves in the Streets of Antipolo

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One of the things I like about the Philippines is how unrestrained people seem to be, though this is sort of a special case.  There’s a stereo equipment store on a particular street in Antipolo that we walk down regularly and there’s almost always a guy standing in front of the store, in the street, dancing to the music that they play.  This guy isn’t all there upstairs from the way it looks, but he’s having a good time doing what he’s doing, and that’s cool.  At least he’s doing something that makes him happy, and it’s definitely entertaining to watch.

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Today, my wife suggested I record him dancing.  She said he’d probably like it, and she was right.  When the guy realized he had not only an audience, but a camera on him, he really went all out.  He seemed incredibly happy to be acknowledged.

Here’s the video:

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A fellow spectator.

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A Smiling Pig in the Market

So, you’re strolling through the market and you stop to check what’s for sale at the butcher’s stall next to you and then you see this:

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Somehow, the poor bastard looks like he’s smiling. I imagine they’re waiting for someone to buy this head, probably to make pork sisig or grilled ears.  We went tame this time and just bought some pork chops.

I’m sure we’ll have a smile on our faces too when we’re eating them!